The Sheer Heart of Boredom

So the second one of what I wish to be many. The "x" ammount of days since my last post have brought with them many good and bad things. Example of which I will proceed to say:
Good: We might be moving house
Bad: I am force forwith to tidy room
Good: I have seen an old friend
Bad: The old friend has hit the certain stage in a girls life where most things go. E.g.
Smoking: I dislike this habit, it is somethings my brain has never got around. It is like slowly (and I mean very slowly) placing a dagger into your heart piecing the very centre of your being just for a few minutes of relief. Also to piece a different heart, the one of boredom, there are many other things to do (other then to kill oneself).
This week has seen many things come and go. People meeting their ex-whatevers, myself making new acquaintances.
A sudden thought crossed my mind during this last month whilst I was viewing random websites: Most seem pretty damn awfully designed.
I then thought I am not too bad at designing websites either. If you would like any help designing a page do not hesitate to E-mail.
Cheers
Josh

So here it is the first blog I have ever done ... hopefully not the last either. I am in the briefest of termanology bored therefore i have decided to write a blog to pose questions to the public in hope of revealing answears for example:

Q: Is it more proper to say "the yolk is white" or "the yolk are white"

A: The yolk is Yellow

So yes the heart of sheer boredom. I wish that most if not all who read this will feel less bored by the end of reading this. I may from time to time place jokes lymerics or even random comments briefly posted here and there. If you wish to do so please do visit my (soon to be created) website @ www.joshuabrodie.co.nr 

Enjoy the um jokes.